There are 4 guys and a girl marroned on a deserted island
After a few weeks the girl is so ashamed of what she is doing that she 
kills
herself. After a few more weeks the guys are so ashamed of what they are
doing
that they finally burry the girl. Another week goes by  and the guys are
sooo
ashamed of what they are doing that they dig her back up.


A man is bofling his wife on the bathroom floor , right on the tile
he starts yelling for her to open her legs , wider , wider , open them
wider.
The wife finally says "what are you trying to do , get your balls in?" the
man
says " No I'm trying to get them out"


A college profesor and his wife are getting ready for bed, the profesor has
had
a long day and says all he wants to do is read then go to sleep. Well he
keeps
reaching over and tickling her fun spot, so  eventually she hollars " Quite
touching me cause I know you're only teasing me"  the man rolls over and
replys" I'm not teasing you I'm wetting my fingers to turn the pages"


2 guys are walking down the street , one limping on his left leg and the
other
limping on his right, The guy on the right turns to the guy on the left and
says " What happened to you?" guy on guy on left says  " Vietnam 1969, what
about you?" Guy on right says" dogshit about 2 blocks back"


Several years ago the United States funded a study to determine why the
head on a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took 2 years and
cost over $180,000.00. The results of the study concluded that the reason
the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft was to provide the
man with more pleasure during sex.
After the results were published, Germany decided to conduct their own
study on the same subject. They were convinced that the results of the
U.S. study were incorrect. After three years of research and cost in
excess of $250,000.00, they concluded that the head of a man's penis is
larger than the shaft to provide the women with more pleasure during sex.
When the results of the German study were released, Poland decided to
conduct their own study. The Poles didn't really trust the U.S. or
German studies.
So after nearly three weeks of intensive research and at a cost of right
around $75.00, the Polish study reached a conclusion.  The Polish study
concluded that the reason the head on a man's penis is larger than
the shaft is to prevent your hand from flying off and hitting you in the
forehead.


It seems that a little girl and and a little boy are arguing about
differences between the sexes, he arguing that boys are inherently
better and she that girls are.  The subject, of course, spills over
into the personal realm, so that the real issue is which of the two
children is superior.  Finally, the boy drops his pants and says
"Here's something I have that you'll never have!"
The little girl is pretty upset by this, since it is quite clearly
true.  She turns and runs home.
A while later, she comes running back with a smile on her face.  She
drops _her_ pants, and says "My mommy says that with one of these, I
can have as many of those as I want!"